Engineers...

For the optimist, it's half full.
For the pessimist, it's half empty.
For the engineer, the glass is twice as large as it should or needs to be.

Sci'10

(eng cheer)
We are, we are, we are, we are, we are the engineers,
we can, we can, we can, we can, demolish forty beers.
Drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, drink rum, so come along with us,
for we don't give a damn about any old man who don't give a damn about us.

(sci '10 cheer)
The artsci's flip our burgers while the commies count the change
They pump our gas, they wipe our ass that's four years down the drain
so when you see us pay respect, bow down so fucking low,
we slam we mosh we're always sloshed we're Sci 1 fucking O

SCI 1-0!!!

Silence vs Noise

"Some people talk because they believe noise is more manageable than silence"

Dwight L. Moody: Lighthouses.

"We are told to let our light shine, and if it does, we won't need to tell anybody it does. Lighthouses don't fire cannons to call attention to their shining- they just shine."

Brennan Manning: The Greatest Single Cause of Atheism.

"The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians, who acknowledge Jesus with their lips and walk out the door and get on with their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable."

Kill Bill Vol. 2: On Superheroes.

An essential characteristic of the superhero mythology is, there's the superhero, and there's the alter ego. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne, Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker. When he wakes up in the morning, he's Peter Parker. He has to put on a costume to become Spider-Man. And it is in that characteristic that Superman stands alone. Superman did not become Superman, Superman was born Superman. When Superman wakes up in the morning, he's Superman. His alter ego is Clark Kent. His outfit with the big red "S", that's the blanket he was wrapped in as a baby when the Kents found him. Those are his clothes. What Kent wears, the glasses, the business suit, that's the costume. That's the costume Superman wears to blend in with us. Clark Kent is how Superman views us. And what are the characteristics of Clark Kent? He's weak, he's unsure of himself... he's a coward. Clark Kent is Superman's critique on the whole human race. Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo and Mrs. Tommy Plympton.

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I don't care what you love, what your other car is, who you'd brake for, or what you'd rather be doing.